How to clean a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you
1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2.. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Image by Jess and Colin via Flickr
Sincerely,
The Dog
Please note this is a joke and not to be taken seriously by anyone. Do not put your cat in the toilet to clean either the cat or the toilet. I love animals and would never harm them. Do not allow your dog to roll on the floor laughing either.
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That IS a laughing dog.
ReplyDeleteThis is a fabulous joke and that's a laughing dog.
You are the living end.
that is just too funny :) Hope you find that quilt you're looking for. Seems like there's oodles of stuff on Craig's list....
ReplyDeleteYou mean you weren't serious? Now you tell me. Little Buddy thought Miss Emma was hilarious. I have a clean toilet, and now I find out it was a joke? Geesh.
ReplyDeleteXO Lucy.
Ah yez ... I've seen this before ... may have even shared it myself a while back but it cracks me up every time!
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
You never cease to amaze me with your wit....
ReplyDeleteLove the laffing dog. hugs, Ethel
Politically correct or not, I still do have animal joke humor.
ReplyDeleteLove the laughing dog even more than the drenched cat.
This is TOO funny, can't wait to show the family.
ReplyDeleteTime is ticking away, GO FOR IT!
Candy
Where did you ever get that laughing dog??? Is that Miss Maxine? I always get a good laugh from your comments on my blog....did you ever get your puzzle pieces back????
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! At first I thought I was missing out on pet shampoo as a toilet bowl cleaner!!
ReplyDeleteThe laughing dog is priceless!!
xoxo
Jane
The canine revenge always makes me smile. I am a dog person, so I found this very amusing.
ReplyDelete(good job on the final disclaimer remark)
Ciao, Lori, it's always good to read your posts, laughable and not.
Lola xx
I second Lola --- hilarious and thanks for sharing!!!
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