Okay this one cracked me up and I had to share it. I read it on the site Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
- Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
- Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
- Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
- Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Funny eh? From a book by Charles M Sevilla called Disorder in the Courthouse.
ReplyDeleteLOL - - - so YOU love lawyers too, huh!?
ReplyDeleteJust checking in to see what you are up to today. I was able to spend some time outside gardening and cleaning up the deck. So, I'm a happy camper. BTW--my hubbie is a lawyer....lol
ReplyDeleteLou: I haven't read that book but I don't think I will recommend it to Lindalee.
ReplyDeleteKeetha: If you read my post on 25 things about me you will see how one kept me out of prison...just kidding but you should read the list.
Lindalee: Sorry about the lawyer dig but like any other profession someone graduates at the bottom of the class. I need to get outside too.