Most of you know that I meet with a group of whackos for coffee every morning. Don't worry they won't be offended that I call them that. Really. We regularly abuse each other in this way. All with love and laughs.We honestly do laugh out loud every day and not just the snicker, snicker kind of laugh but the kind that often ends up with tears in our eyes and coffee coming out our noses.
This morning we were commenting on transition lenses in eyeglasses. You know the kind that change from clear to tinted glass depending on the amount of light. L's were much darker and E. said that it can be a problem because when you come in on a sunny day into a room it is often really hard to see anyways but with these lenses it would be a real problem. Without skipping a beat L. said "so now I will stumble when I go into the bar instead of when I come out".
A little later we got into a conversation about bumping off someone in the group. He was right there so we were really not plotting anything untoward. The price I think started at $20,000 and I offered to do it for $15,000 when the person in question, G said "hell give me $10,000 and I'll kill myself".
Now these things may not translate as funny as they are when they happen spontaneously but I have to tell you that the quick wits of my coffee friends keeps me getting up at 6:00 a.m. every morning when I don't have to get up at all. I love you guys. Now where are my freaking presents?
Oh my gosh you and the gang are a hoot. I have a girlfriend back in Maine, she was fluzzy and I was huzzy. SO I get you! Too much fun. I miss her so much!! Hugs and thanks for the memory! Tammy
ReplyDeleteHi Lori !
ReplyDeleteI think laughing everyday is super ! My friends and I "abuse" each other daily, LOL ! We sometimes are politically incorrect but, only in fun - I love Mad TV, Saturday Night Live,The Family Guy - all the "wrong" stuff, LOL ! Wish you were closer as I would so do coffee with you !
I wanted to thank you also for visiting my during/after my surgery ! You are a sweetie pie !
Hugs ~ Kammy
Lori - having met a couple of your coffee friends (at the coffe place) I can attest that there is no exageration of these wonderful people and how much fun they have every day.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gift!!! Everyone should have a coffee group and hopefully one Saturday soon I can join you again - just have to coordinate with S.
I knew we were not alone out there in the craziness.
ReplyDeleteYou and your friends sound like a riot! Give me 10,000 and I'll kill myself - that is priceless.
ReplyDeleteKathy