Here are some blasts from the past.
Okay some things never change. The guy who brings the puppets to the party is always the most popular guest.
This poor woman can't even stand up because her waist is so thin. She must have had a lot of toothaches.
Suddenly everyone is complaining about toothaches.
Imagine how clean the house would be if she had a "toothache".
Now this is a gift that will come in handy. Especially when you read the following ads.
I am starting to cry a little bit myself.
Maybe if you are blowing weed in her face.
Okay this one is still relevant except we can plunk them in front of the computer screen. It's Howdy Doody time!!!
We need the easy open beer cans because we have had some really bad "toothaches" lately and we are needing to slow down that buzz a little.
Hops and malt are the perfect nutrients for your baby and the bonus is how well they will sleep.
Am I the only one who reads this as "your guy is a giant pain and you need to medicate yourself to put up with him"?
Now this is where that gun you bought yourself for Christmas will come in handy. No worries though. You can claim you were high on toothache medication and Midol and are not responsible for your actions.