Dec 3, 2011

SATURDAY SNICKER

70 above: Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

60 above: North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.

40 above: Italian & English cars won't start
People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32 above: Distilled water freezes
In Canada Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wooly hats
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above: Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 degrees: People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 below: Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40 below: Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 below: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below: Mt. St. Helens freezes.

Canadians feel a chill.

100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below: Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).

People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya, eh?"

500 below: Hell freezes over.

The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup.

13 comments:

  1. Way too funny! Love it. It is about 5*C right now and I am sweatin'...eh! Diane

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  2. Ha Ha Ha Ha!! I certainly can identify with the Canadians, it's a balmy 40 degrees here!

    Get out that bathing suit and enjoy your weekend!

    XO,
    Jane

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  3. Ha ha here in Maui it gets to 80 deg and they are wearing toques!!! LOl Anne

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  4. December 3 4:45 PM (EST)
    A smile for me today. Thank you. I needed that!Toooo cute!!!
    I mowed the front lawn and raked pine straw. A beautiful day in South Georgia today. I send you warm smiles and wishes for a lovely December.
    Hugs,
    Jackie

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  5. That's sooo funny, but pretty true! It's 52 F and rainy here in Kansas, so don't come here to lay out!!

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  6. This is so, so, so true! How'd you get to be so smart?

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  7. Thanks for the laugh just before bed -- where I guarantee you I'll be nice and warm.

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  8. Yep, still no heat yet in Philly:@) Have a great Sunday:@)

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  9. Haaaaaa! That's funny.
    We always say, "If it ain't raining? We don't need no stinkin' coats."
    NEVER carry an umbrella and if it's dry, play outside! :)

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  10. Very amusing. Canadians have a great self-depreciating sense of humor.

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  11. That's pretty good! I myself like it above 75 with very little humidity if possible. Right now, it's about 70 in the house and I have on fleece pants, a t shirt, and a fleece hoodie! And am thinking about hot chocolate!

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  12. You're absolutely right! One morning last week here in Florida, the temp was down to 39 degrees. Everyone stayed home because they thought the end of the world had come.

    Thanks for your sweet comment, it's nice to back in Blogland!

    Hugs

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  13. That's hilarious, Lori. Thanks, a belly laugh is just what I needed.

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