How to clean a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you
1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2.. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Image by Jess and Colin via Flickr
Sincerely,
The Dog
Please note this is a joke and not to be taken seriously by anyone. Do not put your cat in the toilet to clean either the cat or the toilet. I love animals and would never harm them. Do not allow your dog to roll on the floor laughing either.
Chari at Happy to Design is hosting Sunday Favorites again today. I hope I brought a little humour into your day. Please go and visit Chari. She is fabulous.
Ohhhhh my gosh...I just spit my tea out all over the place, Girlfriend!!! I swear, this is the funniest thing that I have seen or heard in a long time!!! What a hoot!!! I am SO GLAD that you shared this one again with us for the Sunday Favorites party...everyone is just going to die laughing!!! You know...I got a very in depth visual as I was reading this...soooo funny! Ohhh...and if your kitty toilet cleaning wasn't enough...the photo of the dog rolling on the floor laughing...cinched it!!! Kind of looked like me after I read this!!! Hehe! Thanks so much for sharing this with us...I loved it!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a super Sunday!
Chari @Happy To Design
LOLOL - - - those last two pictures are classics!
ReplyDeleteI kinda remember this one - - - I guess I've known you in bloggy land for quite a while now!
Oh my gosh, that's just too funny! Got to let my husband read this one....
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious Lori, wasn't sure where it was going for the first bit. Very, very funny.
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical Lori. Having seen a cat's reaction when you accidentally get a spot of water on them... The shot of the dog is a hoot too.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Soooooo funny! Found you on Sunday Shwcase and now a follower!
ReplyDeleteThat's great! :@)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious - tears streaming down my face reading it. Love the appropriate pictures you put at the end. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteToo funny,Lori....I will think of this for quite sometime and laugh out loud! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteHave a beautiful week~
;-D Kathleen
One of my favorites, of course Bootsie doesn't agree.
ReplyDeleteJen @ Muddy Boot Dreams
LOL Now that gae me a good chuckle for the day!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, this could be why you no longer have cats as pets, eh? I shall miss my Boots when he dies.....but then again he could out live me...one never knows. He provides much comfort, fun, and work (like emptying his litter box, brushing him to eliminate fur balls, and cleaning up his vomit after he gets done consuming my plants!).
ReplyDeleteLucy, I love coming over for a visit, because I'm pretty sure I am gonna laugh my butt off! Wish that were really true, all this time wasting on the computer is making that arse a little bigger... LOL
ReplyDeleteEthel
Terrible! Terrible ;) You make me laugh! Have a great week!
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO!! Oh, I cannot wait for my toilet to get dirty. Now...Must.Acquire.Cat....
ReplyDeleteI'm joking, of course, lol!
I'm a dog person so you know that I found this hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMaggie
Definitely one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! Especially since I am NOT a cat lover!!
ReplyDeletelol If only I had a cat.
ReplyDeleteI love the line "do not let your dog roll around on the floor". I wish...
oh my, this is hilarious...and the disclaimer at the end, PRICELESS!
ReplyDeleteHowling with great glee. This one needed a warning to readers - Do not read while drinking tea or coffee.' ATB!
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