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Jun 6, 2013

4 WORMS IN A CHURCH

 

Four Worms in Church

(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)

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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol
... Dead.
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!cid_image003_png@01CD5DD1The third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead. !cid_image004_png@01CD5DD1
The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said,!cid_image005_png@01CD5DD1"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service !!

8 comments:

  1. There's always one in the crowd!!!!

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  2. Hi, Laurie, that is too funny. I needed that kind of levity--if you read my blog you'll know why.

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  3. That's a good one...

    So are we all worm free?

    Jen

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  4. Good one, Lucy! I got a nice little chuckle out of the old broad's humor. :-)

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