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Nov 6, 2012

I HAVE COMPETITION FOR MY MAN

I think my BB Guy may be cheating. He has a new “friend”.

He brought her home with him after work yesterday. He really likes her.

I can see why he is enamoured with her though. She is tall, blonde and very attractive. Plus she likes beer.

How can I compete with that…I mean I do like beer and all, but those legs, those perky breasts…that tiny waist. I am afraid I am no match for her seductive charms.

She isn’t very talkative though. Her personality is flat. Very one dimensional. I think she is kind of fake.

Maybe I do have what it takes after all. Maybe I don’t have to worry. Besides I think she will be his cabin wife because there isn’t room in this house for the both of us….IMG_01102

My BB Guy is 6ft. 3 tall … now you get the idea of how big his new friend is.

9 comments:

  1. This scared me at first before I saw the picture!

    I've nominated you for the Liebster Award on my blog. Most of the blogs I like have already received it, so if you've done it before and don't want to do it again, I understand. http://ourcarolinadays.blogspot.com/2012/11/liebster-award.html

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  2. I think that blonde needs to stay in the garage. :-)

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  3. Ah I knew you, and I knew that there was no way a hussy was going to make a move on your man!

    Besides, she's a real card.

    Jen

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  4. Oh yea, she'll be even perkier at the cabin:@)

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  5. Well, I wouldn't be too worried because it's obvious that she doesn't cook,

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  6. What a delightful post to start off my week!

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  7. What a delightful post to start off my week!

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