Random Thoughts
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least KIND OF tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice-mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
Now keep in mind these were not written by me but are just being passed on for a little light humor.
Love those thoughts..and most of them hit the nail on the head!! I needed a bit of laughter lately!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a good laugh on an otherwise cr@ppy day! I cracked up at the ninja one - a kid would so totally ask a question like that! Hope your day was better than mine!
ReplyDeletehahaha! I so loved this post!! I about piddled with #15 - that happens to me all too often! I think that very same thing ....what the hell? Did they call me & when I didn't answer did they run off & hide??
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, SO FUNNY! 1,8 and 9 especially! :)
ReplyDeleteI love this, all can be applied to our lives.
ReplyDeleteEspecially during Christmas time.
Jen
These are great! And I've thought most of them at one time or another (except perhaps number 18!) But the last one made me laugh out loud, so true! Thanks for the belly laugh, I needed it today. Kathy
ReplyDeleteLoved these!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is a MOST agreeable list, yes it is. I don't care who wrote it...you're the one who showed it to me.
ReplyDeleteThese were funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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