THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN A COUGAR

So the guys came back from the cabin this evening. My BB guy called me from the road and asked if I wanted to go to dinner. I probably had my answer out of my mouth before he was finished asking. Oh yes.
Off we went to a local steak house. Prime rib was in order as I always have. So there was my BB guy and my youngest son. They had been with a large group of locals up at the cabin because they were attending a funeral service for a long time resident of the area. Although he had the same surname as us and his family was from the same area in Ontario originally there was no connection that I could find.
The service was held in the local Legion hall.
At some point the local guys were teasing our son with threats of SMOPS. Now this is worse than a cougar after my 22 years old. Not only did he have to worry about the SMOPs but also the SMOTs and the SMOCs.
Imagine my delight to find out that a SMOP is a Single Mother of Princeton, Or a SMOT Single Mother of Tulameen or even closer a SMOC Single Mother of Coalmont.
That is it! He is grounded.